They’re older than Florida. The Floridian peninsula is the solidified runoff of the Appalachians that got caught on some coral. It’s why we’re like this, I think. You don’t stand a chance of being normal when you were created by the shed skin of an elder god draping itself over a hollow skeleton. You’re always going to be a little Off.
team green team black team blah blah shut up shut up shut up the only right answer apart from team melt-that-throne-down-into-paperclips is team gaemon palehair and his socialist lesbian mothers
is the bruins being a first round exit team deeply saddening? yes
is it also deeply funny? yes
counting LA as a southern market team in related news go kings i guess?
i know it’s like the business of hockey or whatever but still always surprises me when the cup winners trade away pieces of the cup winning team
happy draft weekend guys
it’s tyler seguin of course there was drama at his wedding, what would a seguin party be without drama?
jack eichel took the cup to my childhood rink and had my hometown police escort him there which is triply and bizarre so for personal reasons i’m calling that our weird day with the cup
I cannot stress enough to Tumblr staff that they do not need to change the site. Do not try to be like Twitter. Do not try to be like Reddit. Do not alter how this site works.
Tumblr will be the most popular social media site if they continue letting all these other sites implode
I genuinely hope American media sucks for a while! I hope the big companies keep trying to churn out shit and that it’s all embarrassing garbage! I want it to be extremely apparent to everyone how important the writers and actors are to create good media and that they deserve to be compensated appropriately!!!
